You’ve heard about the real life doctors with weird last names. Like the dentist, Dr. Payne; the proctologist, Dr. Butz; the Anesthesiologist, Dr. Comfort; Dr. Alter, the sex change dude and, well, hey, you get the drift.

Canada has a couple of plastic surgeons who specialize in beefing up Mr. Happy. You can pun on this all day long but Doctors Stubbs and Long remove a guy’s (real or perceived) short comings via penis augmentation. And it ain’t for the faint hearted!

They start by “releasing” (slicing with a razor sharp scalpel) an internal ligament that holds maybe a half an inch of length inside the patient’s body. After that, the docs harvest a little flab and reinject it into the organ to make the little guy look more muscular. Guys who have had the operation report everything works O.K. but without that ligament, Mr. Happy spins around like a wooden helicopter blade in a ‘roid rage. And if all that isn’t enough to give you a case of the heebie jeebies, you have to put the beefed up member into traction after the operation, hanging some little weights on his end (I am NOT making this up!) to maintain the new length. Usual added length: one-half to two inches. Think it’s worth it?

Remember, guys, it isn’t the size of the ship but the motion of the ocean!

Check out Dr. Stubbs’ website