Australian performance artist Stelios Arcadious wanted a very unusual plastic surgery procedure. So unusual it does not even have a name. He wanted a third ear to be implanted on his forearm as a type of body art. You have to admit, it’s far more noticeable than a tattoo! The other part of the story involves the old problem finding good help. Arcadious (the unusual name is because he was actually born in the Talossan Kingdom) spent 10 years searching for a ...

If you goof up, you’re supposed to offer some kind of excuse. People expect it. So excuses can be lame, colorful, awkward, hardly believable and downright laughable. But be careful who you laugh at. Some seemingly far-out excuses really happened. People really gave the following excuses -- and the cover stories checked out when a doctor, insurance company or some other authority figure followed up. (So, again, we are not making any of this up; this stuff really happened.) Top Ten Reasons I ...

Meanwhile, you’ve been reading a lot about low-cost plastic surgery south of the U.S. border and in other backwater locations overseas like the Isle of Dogs and the Kingdom of Yap. Well, here’s the latest surgical rejuvenation for budget minded guys who want a more manly body. An offshore surgeon offers a cut-rate, upper body, total buff-up for skinny guys who’ve had sand kicked in their puny faces by too many real men. You have to admit the surgical ...

Many, many more women are currently having butt augmentation to get a classy rear end. A perfect accessory after your new buttocks augmentation has nicely healed up is a miniskirt with tear-off tags bearing your phone number. I mean, isn’t that why most women have the procedure in the first place? To get more attention? Well, when you have a classy rear end that looks like a south bound view of a north bound Jennifer Lopez, you will get attention. But be ...

You’ve heard of the sex change specialist Gary Alter, M.D. plastic surgeon and urologist? He’s sometimes seen on Dr. 90210. Even his publicist puts a (really!!) after his name in his news releases. However, Dr. Alter is not the only doctor with a name that reflects his daily work life. In addition to the dentist, Dr. Payne and the proctologist, Dr. Butz, you have to wonder why some people don’t just go to court and officially change their names. Would you make ...

"Are You Smart Enough For Plastic Surgery?" Anyhow, since you all are interested in plastic surgery, let me introduce you to the plastic surgery I.Q. test. There are only five questions. And why an I.Q. test for plastic surgery, you ask? Good question. Plastic surgeons spend years and years in school. By they time they are ready to go to work lifting fallen breasts, faces and eyelids, most are close to 40 and at least six figures in debt for school loans. Sure, staying ...

Ever hear about Doctors Yell, Holler and Hurt? The ones who work with Dr. Comfort, the anesthesiologist? Well, hold on for two shakes of a lamb’s tail and I’ll tell you about them and few other doctors with last names that tell you something about their profession. My name is Charlene and I work in the medical field. Lady that I am, I think it’s indelicate to ask about -- or even mention one’s age. Let’s just say I’m a Scorpio in ...

Dear Courtney Love, Hang in there mama! Your new diary collections book is fabulous, the biography from a few years back was also intriguing…and your pouty lips and pale skin continue to mark couture world by storm. I don’t care that you have had so much plastic surgery that you are beginning to look like a gorgeous drag queen and that sometimes your chain smoking is making you appear unforgivingly older on camera. When I think of you dear Courtney, I ...

No doubt that Ashley Simpson looks hotter these days….and yes it’s like 90 percent result of her recent bouts with plastic surgery and eerie weight loss. I’ve heard she has had a chin implant, two rhinoplasties, veneers, and I know there was something else, but I forgot what else. Oh yeah boobs! No wait, those were already hers. Basically this chick went from a blonde girl who was part of the “7thHeaven” wholesome show a few years back, got angst ...