“Are You Smart Enough For Plastic Surgery?”

Anyhow, since you all are interested in plastic surgery, let me introduce you to the plastic surgery I.Q. test.

There are only five questions.

And why an I.Q. test for plastic surgery, you ask? Good question.

Plastic surgeons spend years and years in school. By they time they are ready to go to work lifting fallen breasts, faces and eyelids, most are close to 40 and at least six figures in debt for school loans.

Sure, staying in school is cool, but 23 years of education after high school could be considered overkill.

The bottom line is: Plastic surgeons are WAY smart. And most don’t want to deal with dummies.

So some doctors give their patients a short I.Q. test to make sure they are smart enough to understand what they are getting into.

See if you can pass the top five plastic surgery I.Q. questions:

5. True or False: People who eat food live longer than people who do not eat food.

4. Decide which word does not rhyme, bar, car, far, jar, miscellaneous, star, tar.

3. Pick the name that does not fit: George Washington, Abraham Lincoln, George Bush, and Britney Spears.

2. What color is a Blue Jay?

1. Define a square: (choose one.)

• __Four equal sides
• __Four sides that think they are equal
• __Barry Manilow

For extra I.Q. points, answer the following:

How many stars are in the sky?

(This one really stumps a lot of people. The answer: “All of them.”)

The test actually comes from an organization known as DENSA. It’s for people not smart enough to get into MENSA, the organization for people with very high I.Q.s. (DENSA stands for “Diversely Educated, Not Seriously Affected.”)

To join, all you have to do is fill a bathtub to the top with water. When you get in the tub, if you displace any water at all, you are dense enough for DENSA.
The rest of the story: not many patients flunk the test! If you are smart enough for DENSA, you are smart enough for plastic surgery!

And here’s the rest of what takes place before you have plastic surgery!

Next time: Meet Doctors Yell, Hollar and Hurt along with veterinarians Drs. Howell, Barker, Woof, and Nay.