Meanwhile, you’ve been reading a lot about low-cost plastic surgery south of the U.S. border and in other backwater locations overseas like the Isle of Dogs and the Kingdom of Yap. Well, here’s the latest surgical rejuvenation for budget minded guys who want a more manly body. An offshore surgeon offers a cut-rate, upper body, total buff-up for skinny guys who’ve had sand kicked in their puny faces by too many real men. You have to admit the surgical procedure is a little rough around the edges, but, hey, what do you expect for $99.95?Actually, the makeover is pretty convincing if you can master the German accent when shouting: “Pumps Choo Up! Don’t be ein Girley-Maan!”

Next time: More unusual doctor names like the psychiatrist Dr. Strange; the general surgeon Dr. Cutter and the orthopedic surgeon Dr. Pinchback. Also, university studies on plastic surgery and clothing that performs cosmetic plastic surgery. (Really!!)

–Charlene