Many, many more women are currently having butt augmentation to get a classy rear end. A perfect accessory after your new buttocks augmentation has nicely healed up is a miniskirt with tear-off tags bearing your phone number.

I mean, isn’t that why most women have the procedure in the first place? To get more attention? Well, when you have a classy rear end that looks like a south bound view of a north bound Jennifer Lopez, you will get attention.

But be sure and specify — one phone number tag per guy! Otherwise, you’ll reveal more of your new plastic surgery than you may like! We girls gotta leave something to the imagination, don’t we?