Plastic surgery togs are headed your way. Big time. The upscale (Nordstrom) sellers of Tummy Tuck Jeans might have started a trend in clothing that claims to change, augment or slim body parts. Sure, you may have to pony up $90 a pair but, compared to the cost of becoming smaller through surgery, the price is cheap for what the jeans promise. And those promises are? Says the ad for Tummy Tuck jeans: “flatten the tummy, contour the hips and lift the ...

Many, many more women are currently having butt augmentation to get a classy rear end. A perfect accessory after your new buttocks augmentation has nicely healed up is a miniskirt with tear-off tags bearing your phone number. I mean, isn’t that why most women have the procedure in the first place? To get more attention? Well, when you have a classy rear end that looks like a south bound view of a north bound Jennifer Lopez, you will get attention. But be ...