You might get the idea you’re unattractive if your kisses are refused.

But if your dog turns his face away when you try to get a little sugar, there’s no doubt about it!

Jocelyn Wildenstein (“The Cat Lady”) the poster child for too much (and badly done!) plastic surgery, is seen in this YouTube segment while she tries to smooch Simba, her tiny pet dog.

Those who know all about Africa realize that “Simba” means “Lion” in Swahili. But it can also mean “pathetic, scared, trembling and wussy sub-dog.” In which case, Jocelyn’s dog is aptly named.

Anyhow, Simba is terrified at being held so close to the Cat Lady’s gigantic lips, even though she has had the mutt 16 years.

Maybe the pooch thought those huge smackers were going to wrap about his body and suck him in like a dangling strand of spaghetti.

Or, who knows? Maybe the Cat Lady just had a double serving of door mouse at the restaurant and it was a revolting breath odor thing.

After you watch the film, ask yourself: Just who would you call here? The lip police or the animal rights people?

Here’s a factoid even scarier than the sight of Wildenstein’s face: in her lifetime, she has ponied up $3,933,800 on cosmetic plastic surgery, according to usually reliable sources.