Australian performance artist Stelios Arcadious wanted a very unusual plastic surgery procedure. So unusual it does not even have a name. He wanted a third ear to be implanted on his forearm as a type of body art. You have to admit, it’s far more noticeable than a tattoo! The other part of the story involves the old problem finding good help. Arcadious (the unusual name is because he was actually born in the Talossan Kingdom) spent 10 years searching for a ...

Last time, we promised to pass on a few more weird doctor names. Not actually weird, but names that tell what type of medicine the doctor does. When it comes to psychiatrists, the pickings can be pretty strange or even looney, as you’ll see below. In psychiatry, you are supposed to open up and bare your soul to find out what’s really bothering you. But how are you supposed to relax and chat away about first impressions of your mother if ...

Plastic surgery togs are headed your way. Big time. The upscale (Nordstrom) sellers of Tummy Tuck Jeans might have started a trend in clothing that claims to change, augment or slim body parts. Sure, you may have to pony up $90 a pair but, compared to the cost of becoming smaller through surgery, the price is cheap for what the jeans promise. And those promises are? Says the ad for Tummy Tuck jeans: “flatten the tummy, contour the hips and lift the ...

If you goof up, you’re supposed to offer some kind of excuse. People expect it. So excuses can be lame, colorful, awkward, hardly believable and downright laughable. But be careful who you laugh at. Some seemingly far-out excuses really happened. People really gave the following excuses -- and the cover stories checked out when a doctor, insurance company or some other authority figure followed up. (So, again, we are not making any of this up; this stuff really happened.) Top Ten Reasons I ...

You might get the idea you’re unattractive if your kisses are refused. But if your dog turns his face away when you try to get a little sugar, there’s no doubt about it! Jocelyn Wildenstein (“The Cat Lady”) the poster child for too much (and badly done!) plastic surgery, is seen in this YouTube segment while she tries to smooch Simba, her tiny pet dog. Those who know all about Africa realize that “Simba” means “Lion” in Swahili. But it can also mean ...

Meanwhile, you’ve been reading a lot about low-cost plastic surgery south of the U.S. border and in other backwater locations overseas like the Isle of Dogs and the Kingdom of Yap. Well, here’s the latest surgical rejuvenation for budget minded guys who want a more manly body. An offshore surgeon offers a cut-rate, upper body, total buff-up for skinny guys who’ve had sand kicked in their puny faces by too many real men. You have to admit the surgical ...

Many, many more women are currently having butt augmentation to get a classy rear end. A perfect accessory after your new buttocks augmentation has nicely healed up is a miniskirt with tear-off tags bearing your phone number. I mean, isn’t that why most women have the procedure in the first place? To get more attention? Well, when you have a classy rear end that looks like a south bound view of a north bound Jennifer Lopez, you will get attention. But be ...

You’ve heard of the sex change specialist Gary Alter, M.D. plastic surgeon and urologist? He’s sometimes seen on Dr. 90210. Even his publicist puts a (really!!) after his name in his news releases. However, Dr. Alter is not the only doctor with a name that reflects his daily work life. In addition to the dentist, Dr. Payne and the proctologist, Dr. Butz, you have to wonder why some people don’t just go to court and officially change their names. Would you make ...